10. His camp chair without Scouts sitting in it.

 9. Valet parking at all Scout Camps

 8. Hair on his baldhead

 7. Campouts without rain.

 6. Row boats with outboard motor.

 5. Pickup service at all summer camp mess halls

 4. Have a Dunkin’ Donuts store at every Scout camp.

 3. Take afternoon naps at summer camp without being disturbed.

 2. House keeping service on campouts.

And our Scoutmaster’s number one wish is: Flush toilets at all campsite.